Energy Transition Enthusiast Pillows

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Critical Ethanol report

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"We're going to need more pets."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'