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Electric Car Hypocrisy

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Is it wise to attach ourselves to nuclear energy?

The world feeds climate change with oil.

Nuclear power station and ecology

"The government has declared war on wind farms."

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'