Green Energy Geeks T-Shirts

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"We're going to need more pets."

Bio Fuels.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Nuclear energy.

If Ghosts Were Real

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'