Green Technology Geeks T-Shirts

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'