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'Dang slippery solar panels!'

"If the environment is your bag, we also stock a range of hybrid-electric vehicles."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Critical Ethanol report

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Bio Fuels.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."