Hydrogen Enthusiasts Pillows

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Where clean coal comes from.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Nuclear Capacity.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm addicted to water."

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Gas prices up.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Fracking Express

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Iranian Oil

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Air Bill

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

Before the Fall

Balloon Man