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I think you're taking your hydration too far

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Wine taster with mineral water

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

"I'm addicted to water."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'