Aqua Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!