Aqua Enthusiasts Prints

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'