Aquatic Aficionados Prints

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'He's Dyslexic.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Piranhaclaus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Dolphin

Wine taster with mineral water

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Finesse fishing

Eel-mail

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Hi Mom!

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,