Aquatic Aficionados Pillows

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'He's Dyslexic.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Piranhaclaus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Wine taster with mineral water

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Finesse fishing

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"He never takes me anywhere."

Eel-mail

Hi Mom!

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'