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Divers Lap Pool

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.