Fire And Water Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cup of water.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Lifesaver!

Monster Clown

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Children playing around a water pump

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Freddie's water

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

Spring Water

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...