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'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Baking

"You call this ice?"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Trawling for Fish.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"We used to be cooler."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Candles In Bed

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Heroes

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Organic Soldering.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'