Fire And Ice Enthusiast Pillows

'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"We used to be cooler."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Heroes

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Ice Sculpting Class.

Studying Fire Behavior

Hockey Goal

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Organic Soldering.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."