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The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Good News about winter

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Marshmallow Roast

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Collecting logs