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"Wow Rexie...your work is always so enticing!!"

Dog heaven

'You can wait.'

'Another dogleg!?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Rory McIlroy

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Smoking Firemen.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Poinsettia