Fire Hydrant Humorist Gifts

Life Imitates Arf....

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Fire door.

Hydration

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

High tide.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Oddly familiar formation.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Excuse me....water!!"

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.