Hydrant Humor Aficionados Gifts

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"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

No Soliciting

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Apple harvest."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Life Imitates Arf....

Hiker's right of way.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

Scarecrow Painting

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

'You're a little overweight.'