Hydrate With Humor Gifts

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Hydration

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

Lard Lite - Marketing

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"You're getting too much fiber."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

"I like the idea of getting rid of our junk food, but instead of throwing the fridge out, you could've just thrown the food out."

"Excuse me....water!!"

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"You know, the hardest thing is getting them to admit they don't have a problem!"

You're as healthy as a horse, Mr. Fusco. But since you're a wolverine, I'm not sure if that's a step up or a step down

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

The Fountain of Menopause

"Any chance you could hit that with a sanitary wipe first?"

'You need to lose about 30 pounds of gravitas.'

'The doctor said you've been whining about taking a baby aspirin everyday, so he's switching you to crybaby aspirin.'

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

'You may be feeling unwell because of the amount of medication you're taking...I'll just see if there's something I can give you for that.'

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

'Is that the water authority? Can I use my hosepipe to pump out the basement?'

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."