Cheers To Hydration Gifts

"Water Al- six to eight glasses."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Water: the first medicine

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Cactus Fountain

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Crawling Marathon.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'