Hydration Hopeful Gifts

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Hydration

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Water: the first medicine

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Crawling Marathon.

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Knight with a tap in his armour.

Cactus Fountain

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?