Hydration Advocate Gifts

Dog in the desert trying to reach a toilet.

Water: No nutritional value, essential for life!

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"Don't, he's thirsty."

'Take it from Rubio, hydrate first.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"If this is a sweat shop, don't I supply all the water you can drink?"

"Corporate feels that we're healthier and more productive if we are hydrated."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Bubbling

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Make your own bottled water.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Water: the first medicine

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'So we meet again...'

Flower steals water during a drought.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'