Hydration Advocate Gifts

Water: No nutritional value, essential for life!

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"Don't, he's thirsty."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"If this is a sweat shop, don't I supply all the water you can drink?"

"Corporate feels that we're healthier and more productive if we are hydrated."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Bubbling

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Make your own bottled water.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Water: the first medicine

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Flower steals water during a drought.

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

A man has wind turbines in his bath