Hydration Advocates Gifts

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Water: the first medicine

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Flower steals water during a drought.

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'Darn! No cup!'

Cactus Fountain

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"