Hydration Advocates Pillows

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Hydration

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"I'm addicted to water."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Water: the first medicine

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Flower steals water during a drought.

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Cactus Fountain

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Darn! No cup!'