Hydration Gurus Pillows

"I'm addicted to water."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Hydration

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Make your own bottled water.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Water: the first medicine

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'So we meet again...'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'...and to think, forty years ago I gave up smoking and drinking for this.'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.