Hydration Expert Pillows

'Call the race coordinator! They're not going for the tap water!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Water: the first medicine

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"It was a professional hit..."

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops