Hydration Expert T-Shirts

'Call the race coordinator! They're not going for the tap water!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water: the first medicine

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"It was a professional hit..."

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Cactus Fountain

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'