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Bottled water - Spring, sparkle and classic.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Do you want original spring water or new and improved spring water?

Bring your own inflatable.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Lifesaver!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"You call this ice?"

A family playing in the sea

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

"I'm addicted to water."

Make your own bottled water.