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I wasn't sure if I should wake you.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No ice.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Teapot

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

1930's Lady.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'