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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'He lives for his holidays.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'The King of what?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Teapot

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

1930's Lady.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'