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Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

Lemonade

'I'm not in it for the money - I just figure it's a good way to get a lemonade whenever I want one.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."