Hydration Specialist T-Shirts

Water: the first medicine

Swimming Prankster

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Swimming Champion.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'