Hydration T-Shirts

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

Water into Sports Drink.

Drinking enough water is important, but I think you're maybe taking it too far!"

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"You're dehydrated."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

Man drinking lots of water

"So I need a healthier diet and plenty of exercise." "And don't forget to stay hydrated..."

"Believe me, it's important to stay hydrated!"

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

I think you're taking your hydration too far

"Are you drinking plenty of water?"

Hydration

"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."

Hydrate in the morning, afternoon, and evening...dehydrate in the middle of the night.

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

Water: the first medicine

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"Corporate feels that we're healthier and more productive if we are hydrated."

'Its hard to keep in stock with the aging baby boomers.'

"Drink more water and you'll live longer. Trouble is you'll spend that extra time peeing."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Treadmill in the Desert.

Hydrate...even when it's raining.

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"I'm addicted to water."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Water station.

I hate to tell you, but staying hydrated isn't going to help.