Water Advocate Pillows

Clean water.

Drought

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Government a la Carte

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I blame global warming!'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!