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Clean water.

Drought

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Japanese Whaling