Safe Water Advocate T-Shirts

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Welsh water sewage

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

The Threat to the Environment

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Flower steals water during a drought.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

'Darn! No cup!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

The Three Waterwise Men

Water needs filtration.

'Help me, I can't swim!' - 'Lots of people can't swim, why should I help YOU?'

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

The ironic thing is they still call us freshwater fish.

$12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? America's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by lead, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special, it's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Our bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kry

Stopping people from talking about environmental concerns.