Hydration Enthusiast Gifts

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

"This isn't tap water, is it?"

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"You're dehydrated."

Boy with finger in dyke, unplugs it to give thirsty man a drink of water.

"No thanks... I'm water resistant."

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

Desert Drip

'I've never seen a Surgeon General's warning on water before.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Didn't I tell you to hydrate before we left the house this morning?'

'Drink a pint of water every two hours, and stay in bed for a week.'

You know you're getting old...When you are the only one not carrying a bottle of water.

'So we meet again...'

Camel

Hydrate in the morning, afternoon, and evening...dehydrate in the middle of the night.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

The Source of all water

"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."

Hydrate...even when it's raining.

'Vitamin enriched water...Vitamin enriched water...'

Bicycle race.

STRIP *The Fan * Good job I got an extra crate in!

Stay cool, everybody.

'One more trip to the restroom, Smathers,and I'm revoking your water bottle privileges.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Coconut...water..."

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"