Hydration Enthusiasts Gifts

Make your own bottled water.

"Liquidity problems?" "Yes, you've limited my water supply!"

"Believe me, it's important to stay hydrated!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Lifesaver!

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

A family playing in the sea

Hydration

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"I'm addicted to water."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Swimming Champion.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Spring Water

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.