Hydration Hero Gifts

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

Water into Sports Drink.

Drinking enough water is important, but I think you're maybe taking it too far!"

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Man drinking lots of water

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Hey, Bob. Howe's it goin'?" "Drinking eight glasses of water per day is a great idea. If you work in a bathroom."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Water: the first medicine

"Drink more water and you'll live longer. Trouble is you'll spend that extra time peeing."

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

"I'm taking no chances."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Cactus Fountain

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Crawling Marathon.

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

No tie No service.

Empty water cooler.

Water, water!

"Tap is fine."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

Make your own bottled water.