Hydrate Hero Gifts

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

"Looks like beach weather."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Cactus Fountain

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Crawling Marathon.

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,