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"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Don't have a hot flush....

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'So we meet again...'

"Looks like beach weather."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Crawling Marathon.

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Cactus Fountain

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Poland springs! Poland springs!'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,