Healthy Hero Gifts

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Well, well, well...'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Fighting Covid

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Distance to avoid contagion

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'