Healthy Heart Hero Gifts

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Well, well, well...'

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Fighting Covid

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

Distance to avoid contagion

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'What's holding him up?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'