Heart Health Heroes Gifts

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

Fighting Covid

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

EU Vaccine approval

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

Coronavirus world

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Coronavirus

COVID 19