Drought Awareness Advocate Gifts

'Don't you know that a lot of people must die because they they don't have enough water? You better be thankful and stop moaning, mister!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

YOLO vs YODO

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bubbling

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Lion in Winter

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

'Well,one of us is definitely lost...'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Tornado Season in America.

Flower steals water during a drought.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Street Organist in the East End Slums

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'