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Pakistan floods

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Venice Floods

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

U.S. Bread Basket.

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Japanese disaster

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'