Flood Awareness Week Gifts

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

National Everything Awareness Day

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Healthcare declaration

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Venice Floods

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Japanese disaster

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water on board

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Children look on as homes are flooded.

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

Entering California, Weather Permitting.

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

Are you sure this is where you left the rain gauge?

"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."