Flood Risk Awareness Gifts

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Venice Floods

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Honey, wake up

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Japanese disaster

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"We've got water views again."

Water Department Flood

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Water on board

Mexico braces for more floods.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Children look on as homes are flooded.

Climate Change Winner

"It's deeper by train"

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'