Flood Prevention Gifts

"Well, the water company said we were due a rebate"

A Hole in the Dike

Honey, wake up

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Venice Floods

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

421AD...north east Italy

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

Water on board

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

Climate Change Winner

"I'm having my feet webbed next week."

"It's deeper by train"

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

Children look on as homes are flooded.

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

'Looks like they're expecting floods again.'

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"