Flood Defender Gifts

'This is just so clever! An inflatable flood barrier filled with hot air from Westminster!'

A Hole in the Dike

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I can see our house from here."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Nuclear waste.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Fish with Shield

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

COP26

COP26 GLASGOW

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

421AD...north east Italy

Deforestation

Save the river.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

'And there is the Black Sea, Dad?' 'No, no, this is the Gulf of Mexico.'

Honey, wake up